Need for Speed

A disaster. Fake (and easily spotted fake) cars. Wretched direction, writing, and acting. I hear the game ain’t the great either…but then again, I prefer driving real cars. How did this happen?

Need for Speed (Blu-ray + Digital HD)


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300: Rise of an Empire

300 Rise of an Empire sets a new record for click ‘n render particle system presets used to advance the plot of a film. That’s a golden globe category, right?

300: Rise of an Empire (Special Edition) (DVD)


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Knights of Badassdom

Knights of Badassdom deserved a much wider release, because it is totally bad ass.

Bro do you even LARP?

Knights of Badassdom [Blu-ray]


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Neighbors

I saw Neighbors, and, well, Seth Rogen is tiresome as usual, and Hannibal Burress further proves he just has a great agent/manager team behind him, but Rose Byrne and Zac Efron  kill it in a movie that seems to never slow down. Its ongoing intensity arguably qualifies it as an action/comedy. It’s great. Go see it.

Neighbors [Blu-ray]


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Transcendence

Transcendence is Romeo & Juliet meets Neuromancer. It deserved to do better. I blame marketers selling it as action…and yes, there’s a stupid scene or two with mercenaries, but they come and go quickly. What I love is the Nolan twist-twist. That’s what I’m calling it. You either get it or you don’t.

Transcendence (DVD)


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And we’re back!

Welcome back to 20,000 Things!

This site was formerly devoted exclusively to my favorite film, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (watch it, it’s great), but over the years, I’ve found out that there’s a lot of other interesting stuff out there (20,000 things perhaps, maybe more), and so I’ve opened this blog up to write about them all.

Last year, the site was hacked, and so I took it down and deleted it completely.  In the coming weeks, I’ll be re-posting items that were formerly on the blog, and mixing in a new thing here and there, so please bear with me.  If you’re noticing a lot of the same stuff anda  test post here and there, I promise more will be coming.

Thanks for reading, and Happy New Year!

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Noah

Unless you want to kill yourself, go see Muppets Most Wanted instead, because it’s great.

Noah


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Bad Words

I know, I know, people say that From Here to Eternity has the greatest love scene ever, but I’m here to tell you…that Bad Words has a greater one.

Bad Words


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Frozen

While Frozen is certainly a good animated movie, its success is less attributable to it being good than it is the fact that it features an unachievably beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned tits-on-a-stick princess who walks and talks all sexy-like, and really, who doesn’t want to see that? Also the songs amount to the kind of music-theory class homework assignment fare that plagues Broadway shows.

But the music isn’t important. What’s important, is that Elsa proves nobody is THAT straight, nor is anyone THAT gay…because everyone wants to bang her, and I mean everyone. You see young black girls or young Asian girls dressing up like Tiana or Mulan at Disneyland? How about Elsa?

Yeah…

Frozen


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Lost in Space

I just watched 1998’s Lost in Space for the first time. It is the finest movie Akiva Goldsman will ever write or produce.

Lost in Space [Blu-ray]


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