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Need for Speed

A disaster. Fake (and easily spotted fake) cars. Wretched direction, writing, and acting. I hear the game ain’t the great either…but then again, I prefer driving real cars. How did this happen? See larger image Need for Speed (Blu-ray + … Continue reading

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300: Rise of an Empire

300 Rise of an Empire sets a new record for click ‘n render particle system presets used to advance the plot of a film. That’s a golden globe category, right? See larger image 300: Rise of an Empire (Special Edition) … Continue reading

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Knights of Badassdom

Knights of Badassdom deserved a much wider release, because it is totally bad ass. Bro do you even LARP? See larger image Knights of Badassdom [Blu-ray] New From: $9.99 USD In Stock

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Neighbors

I saw Neighbors, and, well, Seth Rogen is tiresome as usual, and Hannibal Burress further proves he just has a great agent/manager team behind him, but Rose Byrne and Zac Efron  kill it in a movie that seems to never … Continue reading

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Transcendence

Transcendence is Romeo & Juliet meets Neuromancer. It deserved to do better. I blame marketers selling it as action…and yes, there’s a stupid scene or two with mercenaries, but they come and go quickly. What I love is the Nolan … Continue reading

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And we’re back!

Welcome back to 20,000 Things! This site was formerly devoted exclusively to my favorite film, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (watch it, it’s great), but over the years, I’ve found out that there’s a lot of other interesting stuff out … Continue reading

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Noah

Unless you want to kill yourself, go see Muppets Most Wanted instead, because it’s great. See larger image Noah New From: $4.99 USD In Stock

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Bad Words

I know, I know, people say that From Here to Eternity has the greatest love scene ever, but I’m here to tell you…that Bad Words has a greater one. See larger image Bad Words New From: $2.99 USD In Stock

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Frozen

While Frozen is certainly a good animated movie, its success is less attributable to it being good than it is the fact that it features an unachievably beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned tits-on-a-stick princess who walks and talks all sexy-like, and … Continue reading

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Lost in Space

I just watched 1998’s Lost in Space for the first time. It is the finest movie Akiva Goldsman will ever write or produce. See larger image Lost in Space [Blu-ray] New From: $8.95 USD In Stock

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